perks of being my girlfriend
1) I will buy you hella cute lingerie
2) You are welcome to model said lingerie for me, preferably while sitting in my lap
3) I will bake you cookies and make you pizza and we can cuddle and watch netflix stuff
4) I’ll take you on boring dates like to farmer’s markets and farms and hiking but i will try to spice things up a bit and probably eat you out on a boulder in the forest so yeah
5) We can have cute sleepoverslike every nightand i will paint your nails and do your makeup and play with your hair and we will stay up late and talk about life and space and feminism and basically anything you want
6) When you’re on your period, I will take baths with you and take care of you and feed you chocolate and cuddle you if you cry and omg
7) I’ll text you funny selfies and songs that i want you to listen to and stuff that makes me think of you
8) I’ll play goofy games with you and take you shopping and take you to the movies and wine and dine you every single fucking night if that’s what you want
9) We can raise plants together and lots of puppies and kittens
10) Okay i’m really sad now and i want a girlfriend
you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved
Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away
or waiting for someone else to throw out their apple core so you know it’s okay
but waiting a few minutes after they do so you don’t look like you were waiting for them
and trying not to stumble because you know everyone is watching you walk
and feeling really proud and relieved when you arrive back at your seat after having successfully thrown away an apple core like it’s a difficult task
i feel this too much
"Believe it or not–it takes a lot of love to hate you like this."
"When I say I miss you, it’s much more than that. I want to wake up next to you, every day. I want to hold you in my arms when you’re having nightmares during the wee hours. I want to spend all the good moments with you – even the bad. I want you to witness my clumsiness and laugh at it because we’re comfortable with each other’s flaws. I want to spend every day with you because I want to get used to your scent like it’s the only thing that I’m addicted to. I want more lazy days with you. I want to come home to you after a long, tiring day from work. I want your arms to hold me tight when I’m about to give up and you’ll be there pushing me and motivating me that I can do better. I want to rest my head on your chest and stay there until I fall asleep. I want to roll over the other side of the bed and hear your breathing as the sun kisses your cheek at 7am in the morning. I want your face to be last thing that I see before I doze off every night and wander to dreamland. I want everything with you. And when I say I miss you, it’s almost close to saying that I love you. and I want to spend my tomorrows with you. I hope it’s not too much to ask."
— vegaaskies (via wnq-writers)
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"Someday, we’ll run into each other again, I know it. Maybe I’ll be older and smarter and just plain better. If that happens, that’s when I’ll deserve you. But now, at this moment, you can’t hook your boat to mine, because I’m liable to sink us both."